Monday, April 6, 2009

Sat night at the sex store by M. Diamond

Sat night at the sex store

sex store sex store Saturday night at the sex store
guess who walked through the door?

a man and a woman, they could have been around forty
maybe fifty four
he was in a suit and she was in Dior
i asked them "can i help you" like a good clerk
And they replied,
"When do you get off work?"

Saturday night at the sex store
you walk in drunk and have loosened your tie
the lady with you is short and pretty
but neither of you is laughing
she is calculating and so are you
is the night costing you more than you wanted it to?

Saturday night Saturday night at the SEXXX store
mistress blank and her blank named slave
come to peruse the goods and
misbehave
because they know we don’t care
once we get paid our hourly
it's outta our hair
come and fuck your
daddy in the dressing room
why would it matter to me?
I don’t own this joint
and the pay is shitty!!

Saturday night at the sex sex sex store
a man is wheel-chaired in by his young paramour
they ohh and ahh at all the latex-wear
then ask if there's a discount for those disabled "down there"

Saturday night sexy sexxxx store
I have always hated you
But tonight I feel even more
You take my life away from me and leave
These bland needy freaks to fetch bondage toys for